A little light humor for LCC . . . .
Coffee in Bed
A sweet little boy surprised his grandmother one morning and brought her a cup of coffee. He made it himself and was so proud. He anxiously waited to hear the verdict on the quality of the coffee.
The grandmother had never in her life had such a bad cup of coffee, and as she forced down the last sip she noticed three of those little green army guys in the bottom of the cup.
She asked, ''Honey, why would three little green army guys be in the bottom of my cup?''
Her grandson replied, ''You know grandma, it's like on TV...'The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup.'''
At Sunday school they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny, a child in the Kindergarten class, seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs. Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and said, ''Johnny what is the matter?'' Little Johnny responded, ''I have a pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife!''
A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, Ryan, 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. ''If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, 'Let my brother have the first pancake. I can wait.'''
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, ''Ryan, you be Jesus!''
Love Your Sibling As Yourself
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to ''honor thy father and thy mother,'' she asked, ''Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?'' Without missing a beat, one little boy answered, ''Thou shall not kill.''
Picture Of God
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's artwork. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, ''I'm drawing God.''
The teacher paused and said, ''but no one knows what God looks like.''
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing the girl replied, ''They will in a minute.''
One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. It was covered with names, and small American flags were mounted on either side of it.
The seven-year-old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the boy and said quietly, ''Good morning Alex.''
''Good morning Pastor,'' replied the young man, still focused on the plaque. ''Pastor McGhee, what is this?'' Alex asked.
''Well, son, it's a memorial to all the men and women who have died in the service.'' Soberly, they stood together, staring at the large plaque. Little Alex's voice was barely audible when he asked, ''Which one, the 9:00 or the 10:30 service?''